You love burlesques dancers, aren’t they glam? Wish you were one? Us too
How’s about we make you up like a burlesque dancer then? Shhh, no one will know you aren’t a pro tee hee!
As you may have sussed from a distinct lack of burlequeness on this page, we are still in the process fighting the feather boa’s off so we can write this page for you!